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"People who are cocky and wrong. Elaine May. Walter Matthau. Goofy faces. Stupid dances. Late-night sleepover jokes. Steve Martin. Steve Coogan. Horrible accents. Falls where nobody gets hurt. Fake anger. Fake indignation. Fake arguments. Real slapping. Obvious plastic surgery. Baby monkeys. Earnest porn. Catherine O’Hara." — Amy Poehler, on What Makes Her Laugh (via themergencyflashlight) (via wenbys)




My name is Joey. I'm 20 and I live in Florida.
I like a lot of things and people.
Expect Lindsay Lohan, TV Gifs, Naya Rivera + K/J-Pop.
You've probably already unfollowed me, oop.



"you are the mpregnant kurt to my dave imo"
- Val

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