hi! i'm joey. i'm currently in a long-term platonic relationship with netflix and val. i'm engaged to derick. lindsay lohan is my religion. britney spears, naya rivera, lana del rey, and j. law give me strength to carry on + bless me daily. †
Definitely one of the best
By the way, it’s official……… I can’t have children.
probably one of my favorite snl skits ever
ONE OF MY FAVORITES